Pop tart wars

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 16:55 • Filed to: The best bad idea

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I promised a pop tart ice cream sandwich, and so I shall deliver.

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First of all, I think it would be better with an unfrosted pop tart but Target didn’t have any.

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I lightly toasted the pop tart and added a generous heaping of strawberry ice cream. Singular pop tart because I’m not quite ready for suicide by sugar overdose.

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The final product.

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Excuse me while I go run a few hundred laps around the office building.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:02

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The amount of sugar in that sandwich...

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...is too damn high.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > for Michigan
02/27/2017 at 17:04

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it’s more of a sugarwich at this point.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:04

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should have used cheesecake ice cream tbh

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:05

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I’m down, but that would be awfully sweet.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:08

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HELLZ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have place it in the toaster first then the ice cream. Warm and toasty on the outside, yummy cold ice cream in the middle.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:13

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“Singular pop tart because I’m not quite ready for suicide by sugar overdose.”

The fact that you’re eating a pop tart ice cream sandwich suggests otherwise.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:20

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I used to do these for breakfast in high school. Except I did an open faced sandwich. You can get more ice cream per tart that way.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > For Sweden
02/27/2017 at 17:20

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That sounds amazing but I wasn’t about to drive around all day looking for supplies! This was the junk food already on hand.

But maybe next time...


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > EL_ULY
02/27/2017 at 17:21

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I toasted it a little! Our toaster only has “slightly warm” and “totally charred” settings.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > CRider
02/27/2017 at 17:21

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:24

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oh dang lol :]

I had a roommate forever ago that used to put the PopTarts in the freezer. She ate them like that all mega cold. Super odd


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Chariotoflove
02/27/2017 at 17:29

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I also had a side of ice cream that I was too embarrassed to include in the photos...


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:29

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 17:34

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No shame in doing it right.


Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 18:06

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I’m a big fan of the Freiburger combination of putting peanut butter onto brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 18:44

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Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 19:08

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I think I’d have to go with a different flavor of ice cream, though.

Edit: For Sweden for the win! An excellent pairing.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/27/2017 at 19:48

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Just doing my part to support the fitness challenge.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 19:55

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Häagen-Dazs


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > smobgirl
02/28/2017 at 00:12

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GLORIOUS! I will have to try this now, as well. Seeing as I have unfrosted blueberry poptarts, I am not sure what flavor of ice cream to use, though.

I am certain that I can’t go wrong with French vanilla...but it seems so uncreative. Seeing as how I manage to reside in and yet loathe Texas, do I dare acknowledge the high quality and creativity of a Blue Bell flavour? Would cherry vanilla be too many (two many) types of berries in an ice cream sandwich?

My mind is spinning.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/28/2017 at 00:25

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Cherry vanilla sounds like it should mix well with blueberry.

I’m still recovering from the sugar coma, the frosting was a little over the top. Like I’m seriously going to eat salad for a week now. But I have no regrets. NONE.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/28/2017 at 11:44

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Wait, wut? Howcome you loathe Texas??


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl
03/08/2017 at 19:49

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My grandmother used to toast me unfrosted toaster pastries and then melt butter on top of them.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > smobgirl
03/08/2017 at 20:12

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...dam now I want to try this


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > bob and john
03/08/2017 at 20:16

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Oh you should.